Why not D.I.Y and save a few pennies
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Just a bit of fun, (video magic)
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Why not D.I.Y and save a few pennies
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After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems...
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| A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when
a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said, 'Did
Santa bring it to you?' Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa "The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top". ****************** |
| A woman walks into an accountant’s office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What’s your occupation?" "I’m a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let’s try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I’m a high-end call girl".. "No, that still won’t work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I’m an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." |
